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|  Subject: Being a man is a B****...  Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:24 am | |
| Do you know how tough it is being a man…? mga lalaki basahin nyo ito...
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re pervert. If you don’t, you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist. If you don’t, you’re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself. If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she’s tired. If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you’re oversexed. if you don’t, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! …….. THEY WANT TO!!
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| | Subject: Re: Being a man is a B****... Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:58 am | |
| LOL i have no idea ate LOLLY natatawa aku sa post mu ate LOLLy nakaka ntawa talga 
guilty daw ba LOL
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| | Subject: Re: Being a man is a B****... Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:33 am | |
| nyashhhaha aku rin LOL
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| | Subject: Re: Being a man is a B****... Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:56 pm | |
| aku rin mahirap na LOL
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| | Subject: Re: Being a man is a B****... Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:01 am | |
| hulaan ko na lang kayo kung saan kayo dyan 
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| | Subject: Re: Being a man is a B****... Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:05 am | |
| lol kakatawa
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